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could have done without that last little part with the pancakes.

Needs some polish, especially in the menu screens, but there's potential here, to work with.

Amazing job here.

Out of my own sheer ignorance to your programming, I have to ask you - What the f%^&# is your problem?
"Hint: Dodge the knife!"
No kidding. The whole time, I was hoping to keep dying, non-stop.
Why did you do this?

Love the retro everything about this.
I died at the boss fight, just to see if I had health. You should give us 3 lives.

For such a giant, fleshy bag, controlling it is a little icy, like slipping/skating.
Never played the original.

MassacreLand responds:

That's what happens when you've got a slimy ballsack sir

Looks like it wouldn't last long, but once you putter through a level or two, you see there's potential with this one. Designed nicely.

Amazing game, my only gripe is that the 'level' is rather short, once you're upgraded to move faster. Perhaps extend it even longer...

80% of the time, I was yelling f&$% off!!! to all of my fellow classmates. what am I, popular all of a sudden? let me read my note already! XD Sweet little game.

Simple, yet cute.
Hoping to see more interactivity possibilities and more animations in the next one.

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Age 41, Male

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Canada

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